Total Medals Earned: 156 (From 32 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,715 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/155 points)
Kill god, be cool
It's part of the grind
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
Medals Earned: 5/11 (30/250 points)
Somehow by some miracle manage to start the game
Get a score below 100
Get a score below 1k
Die when both your total hits and best combo are equal (and higher than 20)
Buy an outfit
Play on Pixel Day
Get a score of 10k or higher
Get a best combo of 100 or higher
Survive 5+ minutes
Obtain every power-up
Buy ALL the outfits
Medals Earned: 5/6 (115/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (25/160 points)
start the game
die without moving
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Beat the game on normal mode.
Unlock 6 pastries.
Unlock all of the pastries.
Serve 283 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Beat the game on hard mode.
Serve 100 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/155 points)
complete the tutorial.
Complete a Level
Get a 5x combo
Get a 10x combo
Medals Earned: 5/6 (30/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee